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plush-anon:

cipheramnesia:

elidyce:

kansascity-elffriend:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

#awww #wholesome greek mythology #bet you’ve never seen that phrase before (via @philosopherking1887)


 

jaesrri:

wolves-willow:

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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velidewrites:

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THE ARCHERON SISTERS

Lady Death || Kingslayer || Cursebreaker


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aemma-arryn:

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
2001 | dir. Peter Jackson


+ 1973
 

arachnism:

plavoptice:

daenerys-targaryen:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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[image description: photos of the cast of Game of Thrones at the season 8 table read, in various stages of grief]

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lynati:

netherworldpost:

anxietyproblem:

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funnytwittertweets:

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tim-currys:

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.  

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), dir. Peter Jackson


+ 1985
 

faeriebambula:

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The Dread Trove

A collection of items that were Made by the Cauldron. They hold immense power and no one knows the full scope of the Trove’s powers. They were recently wielded by Nesta Archeron.

TheMask is able to raise the dead and control them. It is a death mask that was molded from the face of a long-forgotten King. The Mask is gold and carved with ancient patterns. Most who wear it can not take it off, unless they chop off their head.

TheHarp is capable of opening any doors, physical or otherwise. It is said to be able to open doors between worlds. The Harp can open portals to different realities and locations, as well as altering an environment, such as trapping Fae into stone to form the Prison. It exists outside of the bindings of time, just like the Cauldron. The Harp is small and golden.

TheCrown has the ability to control the minds of others to do the wearer’s bidding. It can get through the strongest mightiest mental shields, but it requires close proximity to in order to initially grasp the victim’s mind. The Crown is large and made of golden spikes.


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lost-in-fictionn:

kingrhysand:

Me reading Throne of Glass: oh this is cute! a little competition between assassins! aww the prince likes her!

Me two books later:

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Literally


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